(The Herald/ Archived)

For Entertainment Purposes Only.Good newsfor residents of Seymour and South Knoxville.  The much-anticipated Mayan Calendar apocalypse has been avoided.

Unless of course we have all been propelled into an alternate universe or the Mayan space ship came from Planet Maya and transported us to the second or third Earth.

There are several theories surfacing regarding our survival of the much-publicized apocalyptic event.

One such theory is how this infamous Mayan Calendar predicted, this so-called end of time, considering it is a LOST calendar from a LOST city.

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